Oct 7, 2010
THE KAT STACKS TWITTER SURVIVAL KIT (HOW TO KNOW IF YOU ARE BEING KAT STACKED BITCH!)
Written by Jazzy F. Baby
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How to know if you are being Kat Stacked Bitch! The Survival Kit. Rappers, celebs, athletes hell whoever got some papers and fame don't go on twitter without it.
She gone laugh and cuss me out but she know this shit just might be right.
Now we all know the history of Kat Stacks and her sneaky don't give a fuck antics but some people think they are more slick than she is. Kat Stacks is a certified street bitch. Listen when I tell you because I know these type of women personally. Kat Stacks is no groupie. A groupie is someone who will bone a star just because. Kat Stacks is all about the come up. Now while she is on the come up with you. You must treat her nice because if you cross her. Your ass will be Kat Stacked BITCH! and you will be front page of every blog in America with coke and your phone number on blast.
How Kat Stacks get her victims:
1. She sends nice comments on twitter to the celeb or rapper, athlete, hell whoever got papers and fame.
2. She gets one of her smutty bust hoe birdhead friends like Jenna Shea to piggy back on the comment.
3. Kat Stacks start talking about how that fat Kat stack and making funny jokes with you.
4. If she gets a response. She start by telling all her followers how and why she fucks with you and to follow you.
5. Kat Stacks will then proceed to get all up in your DM box. If you got to this point technically you already been Kat Stacked BITCH!
How to survive getting KAT STACKED:
1. You gotta let her know you mean business and will fuck her up if she get out of pocket. Yeah I said out of pocket. Kat Stacks love a mean pimp nigga. Now if you whip her ass she will stay in pocket but some of your Jewelry may come up missing.
2. Do not! I repeat. Do not send her your phone number via DM.
3. If you meet up with her for sex. Make sure you are not followed by her goons or bust hoe friends because they will help her expose you. A full search is in order because she is so crafty she can hide a cam in that phat kat of hers. You saw the video of Kat Stacks vagina. Pussy so Phat it could hold a household of Mexicans and that is about 20 people.
Now if you follow my instructions rappers, celebs, athletes hell whoever got some papers and fame you will survive Kat Stacks. Now if you don't you will be KAT STACKED BITCH!
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