Sep 19, 2009
TEAR DOWN OF THE WEEK: SOULJA BOY TELL EM HAIR
Written by Jazzy F. Baby
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SOULJA BOY WHAT THE FUCK WAS YOU THINKING PUTTING THEM... I DO NOT EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCK TO CALL THEM. MY ?S ARE. DIDN'T YOU HAVE A CAESAR? IS THAT GEL? DID U DYE YOUR HAIR BLACK? ARE THOSE BRAIDS? ARE THOSE DREADS? ARE YOU A RASTA NOW? ARE YOU NOW GONNA DO DANCE HALL NOW? WILL WE SEE YOU @ STING 2009? ARE YOU SECRETLY A MARLEY?
WHAT THE FUCK WAS YOU THINKING! THAT HAIR LOOKS LIKE SOME BULLSHIT! THIS HAIR IS A VIOLATION AND NEEDS TO GO STR8 TO JAIL! DO NOT PASS GO DO NOT COLLECT 200 DOLLARS. WHEN I SAW YOU POST THIS PIC ON TWITTER I JUST KNEW YOU WERE FOR SURE GONNA BE THE #1TRENDING TOPIC ON TWITTER. FOXXFILES IS GOING TO ETHER YOU! SO PEOPLE ARE SAYING THAT YOUR BRAIDS, DREAD, TWIST ETC ARE SUSPECT. THE PEOPLE WANNA KNOW DID YOU PICK THAT TREND UP @ ATLANTA GAY PRIDE. OMG!
I WANNA KNOW WERE YOU MAD @ #LILMAMAIS AND DECIDED TO DO SOMETHING TO GET ON THE TRENDING TOPICS. WE KNOW YOU HAVE A GREAT FOLLOWING ON TWITTER BUT YOU NEVER MAKE TRENDING TOPICS. I THINK YOU DID THIS ON PURPOSE FOR ATTENTION AND THIS WAS A PUBLIC PLOY. PLEASE TAKE THE BRAIDS, DREADS, TWIST OUT!
SO TO END IT ALL LET ME TELL YOU GUYS WHAT SOULJA BOY HAIRSTYLE IS. DRUM ROLL PLEASE! THE HAIR STYLE IS THE FAMOUS FEMALE HARLEM HAIRSTYLE FLAT TWIST! OMG SOULJA BOY IS ROCKING FLAT TWIST!
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